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​Warning: Clean Eating W*nker Epidemic!!

posted on: February 13, 2017. posted in: Nutrition

Rebelfit is bringing you this special report to warn you of the dangers of catching "Clean Eating W*nker Disease" 😷

This highly contagious nutritional disease is spreading rapidly over social media and turning honest, health seeking individuals...

Into F**KING ANNOYING MORONS.

The disease is spread by direct contact with so-called "Clean Eating" fan pages that pass off highly processed sh*te as healthy.

Like these f**king dung balls.

So to help you avoid this annoying disease...

Here's how to spot a Clean Eating W*anker.

Some things they might say:

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"Yah... I made these clean chocolate brownies and they're super duper clean yah. Instead of that toxic normal chocolate I used this uber-cool blend of Peruvian dark cacao, extracted directly from the ringpiece of a bonobo bush monkey."

Your response?

Punch clean eating w*nker firmly in the face

Then shout...

"JUST EAT A REAL F**KING BROWNIE YOU D*CK!"

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"Yah... I made these clean choc chip cookies and they're super duper clean yah. Instead of using that toxic sugar I used a bucket load of stevia and a tablespoon of my own cum to bind it all together."

Your response?

Take a long run up (no less than 20 metres)

Flying kick clean eating w*nker right in the cock

Then shout...

"JUST EAT A REAL F**KING COOKIE YOU TIT!"

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"Yah... I made these clean muffins and they're super duper clean yah. They're gluten-free and sugar-free so I can eat as many as I like without the guilt. In fact I've like totally given up all that dangerously sugary fruit and have 5-a-day of these instead."

Your response?

Hurt them.

I don't care how.

Just make it f**king painful!!

Then when they plead for mercy, cry out...

"JUST EAT SOME F**KING FRUIT YOU THICK TW*T!"

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Ok, ok, Liam's being rude again.

But with good reason!!!

An epidemic of nutritional f**king morons...

Who have completely missed the point.


Liam

p.s. Don't forget to tag a mate who has caught this awful disease!

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